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"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Moving in

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Balanced Diet"

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

Spatula Conductor

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Surgeon

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

"Your spatulas are no good in this town mister."

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

Cricket umpire with pile of helmets.