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"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Deregulated Baseball

Cleaning the Horse

Anatomy.

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Boxing

Surgeon

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'He has a great left hook,'

Learner Riders

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.'

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Ponies for Sale

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"