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Surgeon

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Balanced Diet"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?'

"Race you to the spleen!"

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'