Scalpel Guru Pillows

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Deregulated Baseball

Cleaning the Horse

Anatomy.

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Boxing

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

Surgeon

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

'He has a great left hook,'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'May I remind you that this patient is a very successful lawyer specializing in medical malpractice?'

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

Learner Riders

'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.'

"I reckon that Christian Aid lot are pushing them anabolic steroids!"

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

Ponies for Sale

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

Judo Class. My therapist recommends a solo judo class --- He said I need to get a grip on myself.

"Good. Now punch in your password."