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Anatomy.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Critisize your weight.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Chess on TV

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

Matador.

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's your mother calling."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"No, I don't recycle."

Alien Optician.

Baroque

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Zen Voodoo