Spatula Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Your spatulas are no good in this town mister."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Do you have any catsup?'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'More syrup anyone?'

Heavy syrup

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

Eye Bank.

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

Updated Classics.

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Fisherman applies 'Catch Up' to shook

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts