Spatula Spinner T-Shirts

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Noel Coward.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"Here's your sweater back."

Destination casinos...

Musical Bicycle.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Dancing in a circle

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

A Salmon Lie

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

Wooly mammoth

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

Fish-losophy

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Spinning Wheel

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

String Theory

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

Beware of Old Lady Rolling Up Yarn

Dreidel Breakdance

'No point sulking,dear. If you're stopping in, you may as well be useful.'

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

Casino

Vinegary salads are a small price to pay for boycotting the oil industry.

She's just too practical!

Bowling alley

"Your spatulas are no good in this town mister."