Salsa Spinner T-Shirts

'And don't tread on my toes.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Noel Coward.

'We are so in sync!'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

fairy tales

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

Celia Cruz

Every App tells a story.

'I only hear good things from your spin doctors. . .'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

"I know: what if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk,' we'll insert the name of our own product."

Pandora's cat.

'Your book is quite dull, so we're marketing it as a bedtime story.'

"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."