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"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Stupid Microwave

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'