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"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Go jump in the lake!

'We are so in sync!'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

The Perfect Garden.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

Celia Cruz

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."

"Spinach is fat free, sugar free, and cholesterol free, and it looks it."