Salsa Sprite Gifts

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Go jump in the lake!

'We are so in sync!'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Cleaning Lockers.

The Perfect Garden.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

"Spinach is fat free, sugar free, and cholesterol free, and it looks it."

"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

Bacon bits at the salad bar.

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"