Salsa Aficionado Gifts

"Just reclaiming my Latino roots."

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear.

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

A Manicure

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Music Hall Dancers

'We are so in sync!'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"What'll ya have?"

A Cow Striptease

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"