Salsa Fan Gifts

'We are so in sync!'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Swing dancers.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"I noticed a few browns."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Merry Christmas

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.