Salsa Aficionados Gifts

'You asked for a little salsa.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'We are so in sync!'

"What'll ya have?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Mood Swings.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

Celia Cruz

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Bacon bits at the salad bar.

"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"