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'You asked for a little salsa.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'We are so in sync!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Mood Swings.

"What'll ya have?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

Bacon bits at the salad bar.

"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."