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Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'We are so in sync!'

'Diet considerations.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Al Dante

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Holy Macaroni,

Spaghetti Road

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

The famous Walled-off salad.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'