Salsa Lover Prints

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'We are so in sync!'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'Diet considerations.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al Dante

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Spaghetti Road

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Holy Macaroni,

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."