Salsa Enthusiast Prints

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

Salsa Queen.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'Senor, I ask ze commandant about your last request, but he say ze salsa lessons are a no-no.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."

Never say you don't know how to salsa...unless you have two hours to kill.

I don't think the rabbit was too impresed with our salsa routine

"My chips need more salsa."

"Miss Travis? Hispanic culture is about more than just casseroles and main dishes."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'We are so in sync!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"What'll ya have?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Diet considerations.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.