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"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

Salsa Queen.

La Cantina.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'Senor, I ask ze commandant about your last request, but he say ze salsa lessons are a no-no.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."

Never say you don't know how to salsa...unless you have two hours to kill.

I don't think the rabbit was too impresed with our salsa routine

"My chips need more salsa."

"Miss Travis? Hispanic culture is about more than just casseroles and main dishes."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'We are so in sync!'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"What'll ya have?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Diet considerations.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"More croutons, sir?"

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'