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"Just reclaiming my Latino roots."

Oddly enough, the salsa is kinda mild here.

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear.

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

Celia Cruz

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

A Manicure

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

'We are so in sync!'

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

A Cow Striptease

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"What'll ya have?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."