Salsa Seeker Gifts

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Shoe addict.

'We are so in sync!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Towny Music Night.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Free Little Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Salad Hat

"So what's your success rate?"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

Celia Cruz

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'