Salsa Seeker Mugs

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Shoe addict.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'We are so in sync!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Free Little Library

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"So what's your success rate?"

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Salad Hat

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'