Water Sprite Gifts

Go jump in the lake!

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Neptune

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Boat Launch'

Cleaning Lockers.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I'm addicted to water."

Children playing around a water pump

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Steroids.'

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

The Hudson River School of Art.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Rusalka

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Playing in a stream.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).