Shower Sprite Gifts

Grooming for beginners.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Go jump in the lake!

Bird Bath.

Karaoke night.

An idea box in a shower

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Rutger Shower

Shower curtain call.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

Vanity artist

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

Cleaning Lockers.

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

My Musical Influences

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

The synchronized shower event.

Other men just sing in the bath

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.