Sea Sprite Gifts

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Neptune

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Baby on board.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Go jump in the lake!

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Stop Human Footing

Sea Monster

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Cleaning Lockers.

Search and Rescue

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"Is really wet, here!"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Wheeee...'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."