Ball Spinner T-Shirts

Bowling alley

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fish talking about fisherman

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Destination casinos...

fairy tales

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Dancing in a circle

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'I only hear good things from your spin doctors. . .'

Dizzy Spider

Every App tells a story.

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."