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Voodoo horse doll, "I can't understand it, I'm having terrible luck these days!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

The Fourth Little Pig

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Iris Murdoch

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Fish talking about fisherman

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Always a bigger fish.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Günter Grass

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Isabel Allende

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Storm in a magic lamp.

Fish or Cut Bait

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'And right here they merged...'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'