Ball Spinner Gifts

Bowling alley

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fish talking about fisherman

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Noel Coward.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Destination casinos...

fairy tales

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Dancing in a circle

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'I only hear good things from your spin doctors. . .'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Dizzy Spider

Fish-losophy

Every App tells a story.

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

Pandora's cat.