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'Oh I do love a man with a five o'clock shadow'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

First Stealth Aircraft.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Ski-ers.

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'What a cool screen saver!'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

Shadow

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

"You must blend in well with those markings."

Kangaroo in a plane.

Octopus and submarine

"You can't hide from child support."

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'