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'Oh I do love a man with a five o'clock shadow'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

First Stealth Aircraft.

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Ski-ers.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

Shadow

Kangaroo in a plane.

"You must blend in well with those markings."

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

"You can't hide from child support."

Octopus and submarine

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'