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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

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'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Snow Bridge.

Building a gingerbread house

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Sport in library

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Diet Sugar House.

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

Tall Snowman

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"