Stubble Architect Pillows

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Hansel and Gretal

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'The roof needs icing.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Snow Bridge.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Building a gingerbread house

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Sport in library

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Diet Sugar House.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

Tall Snowman

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"