Stubble Appreciator Pillows

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

I Pagliacci

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Fish mobsters.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"...but, seriously..."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

The Meaning of Humour

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

Deadpan Delivery.

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

Polygon man.

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

Movember

The Same Old Era.

Bank Front

The goldfish is making speech bubbles!

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

Please - no one wants to breathe in your secondhand bubbles.

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

"Hey, …. Could you help a guy qualify for federal matching funds?"

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''