Spatula Admirer Gifts

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

Cariactures

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"Gesundheit!"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

Euphemistic.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

Seagulls landing

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

Naomi Osaka

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'

On that fateful visit to the supermarket, it was Tongue's misstep that would lead to a fall, a lawsuit, and an eventual catch-phrase.