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'Yeah, he's really good. Too bad he can only make one drink.'

It still tastes a bit 'GRASSY'!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Claus 2.0

Reading my Critics

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mini Bar

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'The first cocktail.'