Mixology Admirer Pillows

'Yeah, he's really good. Too bad he can only make one drink.'

It still tastes a bit 'GRASSY'!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Claus 2.0

Reading my Critics

Yoga for Alcoholics

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Mini Bar

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'The first cocktail.'