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"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Book and magician

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

"I have to know how it's done."

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

Alien Magician

Pop-up neighborhood

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

Carrying a shadow.

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

After a lifetime of hiding his agoraphobia, Kurt comes out of the closet and hides in one.

'There's no great trick to it.'