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"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Painting leaves onto a window.

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Alien Magician

Pop-up neighborhood

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

'There's no great trick to it.'

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"

'Water looks shallow.'