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"He just realized that Ken Burns will never make a ten-part series on any aspect of his life."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Pop-up neighborhood

Alien Magician

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Painting leaves onto a window.

"Can you work a little magic with these figures? In fact, can you make them disappear?"

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.

"Oh, no! Not another magician."

Prisoner escapes into his own painting.