Spatial Illusionist Mugs

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Best Special Effects Award

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Houdini's infancy.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

"I have to know how it's done."

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Alien Magician

Pop-up neighborhood

Painting leaves onto a window.

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Carrying a shadow.

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

After a lifetime of hiding his agoraphobia, Kurt comes out of the closet and hides in one.