Spaceranger T-Shirts

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Cellphone Islands

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Elevator Music

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Streaming"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Are we there yet?"