Spaceranger Prints

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Cellphone Islands

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Mars Poppins

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Elevator Music

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Christmas TV...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"I feel all tingly."

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'