Digital Doppelganger Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

The Computer Bore

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"

Do you look like your pet ?

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'