Doppelgänger Detective T-Shirts

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

A boy acting suspiciously

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

Do you look like your pet ?

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

'Who am I?'

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

'At the doubles bar.'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"I liked it better when they were just reading our emails."

"Your face looks familiar too!"

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

'We almost had him, lieutenant. He was about to confess to luring in victims with a duck call...'

Police crime scene.

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

'You've been working at the FBI too long. A keyhole is not a surveillence device.'