Doggie Doppelgänger T-Shirts

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

The brain of a dog.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

Dog's Loo

Do you look like your pet ?

Non-working dog, please help

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

Abominable Snow Dog.

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

"But what if I don't want to be rescued?"

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."