Doggie Doppelgänger T-Shirts

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

The brain of a dog.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

Dog's Loo

Do you look like your pet ?

Non-working dog, please help

Abominable Snow Dog.

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"But what if I don't want to be rescued?"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.