Space Laws Lover Gifts

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"We've made great progress!"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Cosmonaut

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Stop and Birch

"Space exploration"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

"My farewell gift!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

Intellectual Property

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"