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"We can't ask his citizenship or where he comes from. He'll sue our faces off."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"We've made great progress!"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Space exploration"

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

"My farewell gift!"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Astronaut love

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'I'm here waiting appeals.'