Space Club Gifts

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Teenagers!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'But what is the universe for?'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Hair Crop Circle

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

Apple Pie Abduction

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Not now, Oliver."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"