Space Club Prints

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'But what is the universe for?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Hair Crop Circle

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Apple Pie Abduction

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'