Excess Baggage: Getting a souvenir you never asked for is as bad as having to watch videos of someone's vacation.
Souvenir Skeptic Gifts
Got a skeptic in your life who's all about questioning the status quo? Our collection of souvenirs offers witty, clever, and playful designs that cheerfully poke fun at doubt and curiosity. Perfect for those who see the humor in skepticism and love to share their skeptical spirit. Whether it's a mug, shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts will resonate with their skeptical nature and give them a fun way to express their worldview.
Excess Baggage: Getting a souvenir you never asked for is as bad as having to watch videos of someone's vacation.
'Now that's an afro!'
'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'
"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"
I love the Shard
"God works in mysterious ways."
I love Museum Shops
Little Tiny Push-Carts
"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."
'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'
'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'
"Psychiatric convention"
"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."
"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"
'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'
The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop
We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.
"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"
"You and your stones collection!"
Rational explanations
'Why not just buy a tube?'
'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'
"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"
Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."
"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"
Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death
"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."
"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"
A person is reading another person's thoughts.
'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'
"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."
"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."
"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"
Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball
Souvenir Skeptic Gifts Collection
Souvenir Skeptic Mugs
Browse our collection of witty mugs perfect for skeptics who enjoy a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Souvenir Skeptic Pillows
See our humorous pillows that add a touch of playful doubt to any living space.
Souvenir Skeptic Prints
Explore prints that feature sharp, humor-filled takes on skepticism and curiosity.
Souvenir Skeptic T-Shirts
Check out our range of amusing t-shirts that celebrate curiosity and skepticism with clever designs.