Souvenir Skeptic Pillows

Excess Baggage: Getting a souvenir you never asked for is as bad as having to watch videos of someone's vacation.

Excess Baggage: Getting a souvenir you never asked for is as bad as having to watch videos of someone's vacation.

'Now that's an afro!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

I love the Shard

I love Museum Shops

"God works in mysterious ways."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Psychiatric convention"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"You and your stones collection!"

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

Rational explanations

'Why not just buy a tube?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death